🐙 Meet the Pod
Welcome to the Pod!
Every Octosquid has their own name, personality, favourite things and a story to tell
Some are sensible....
Some are mischievous....
Some have absolutely no idea what's going on.
Click an Octosquid below and discover who chooses you...

💜 Ollie
Assistant Chaos Coordinator
🧁 Favourite snack: Snacks, cake crumbs and fun.
🐙 Special ability: Chaos Assist
🤗 Cuddle rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
💬 Catchphrase: "I've got this... probably."
💚 Pickles
Professional Napper & Chief of Chill
💤 Favourite snack: Biscuits and bedtime stories.
💚 Special ability: Snooze Mode.
⭐ Cuddle rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
💬 Catchphrase: "A well-timed nap fixes almost everything."
❤️🖤 Captain Chaos
Master of Mischief
🌶 Favourite snack: Spicy crisps.
🐙 Special ability: Chaos Command — inspires mayhem wherever he goes and turns ordinary days into epic adventures.
❤️ Chaos rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
😈 Mischief rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
⚓ Adventure rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆
🖤 Fearless... until someone mentions bath time.
Keeper of Knowledge
📚 Favourite snack: Biscuits and brain food.
🧠 Special ability: Brainy Bubble — solves problems, remembers everything and shares wonderfully useful (and occasionally useless) facts.
📖 Knowledge rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
💡 Wisdom rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆
🤔 Curiosity rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
💙 Always has an answer... even if nobody asked the question.
Duchess of Tentacles
🫖 Favourite snack: Cake, biscuits and the occasional compliment.
👑 Special ability: Side-Eye of Judgment — can instantly tell when you're about to make questionable life choices.
💎 Drama rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
💖 Cuddle rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
✨ Fabulousness rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
👑 Always elegant... even while causing just a tiny bit of drama.
Gentleman Adventurer
🍪 Favourite snack: Biscuits, tea and the occasional crumpet.
🎩 Special ability: Polite Persistence — always finds a way, no matter how tricky the journey.
🎩 Adventure rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆
🤝 Manners rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
🗺 Exploration rating: ⭐⭐⭐☆☆
☕ Always ready with good manners, a map and a biscuit.
💚 Bubbles
Chief Bubble Blower
🍦 Favourite snack: Ice cream, sweets and the occasional biscuit.
🫧 Special ability: Bubble Blast — blows streams of happy, floaty bubbles that lift moods and brighten any day.
😊 Happiness rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
💖 Cuddle rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆
✨ Bubble power: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
💚 Can find the fun in absolutely everything.
Commander of Cuddles
🍪 Favourite snack: Biscuits, sea snacks and encouragement.
⚓ Special ability: Commander's Hug — rallies everyone with the warmest hugs and the best plans, turning any crew into a team.
🧭 Leadership rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
🛡 Courage rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
💙 Loyalty rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
⚓ Always ready with a plan, a hug and words of encouragement.
Chief Survivor & Master of Mayhem
🍪 Favourite snack: Biscuits and compliments.
🧵 Special ability: Patchwork Perseverance — no matter how many scraps life throws at him, he always bounces back stronger.
💜 Chaos rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐☆
💖 Cuddle rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
🛡 Resilience rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
🌈 Proof that you don't have to be perfect to be amazing.