Emotional Support Penis– Handmade Crochet Gift

Sometimes life is hard...

...so here's something soft to help.

Meet the Emotional Support Penis—the happiest little schlong you'll ever own. Hand crocheted with an adorable smile and a completely inappropriate sense of humour, he's always ready to brighten someone's day.

Holding his own Emotional Support card, he's perfect as:

• 😂 A hilarious gift

• 🎉 A stag do surprise

• 🎂 A cheeky birthday present

• 🎁 Secret Santa chaos

• 😄 Or simply because everyone deserves a smile.

Lovingly handmade by PCA Crafting & Embroidery, every Emotional Support Penis has its own personality and is ready to find its forever home.

Included

✔ Hand crocheted Emotional Support Penis

✔ Laminated Emotional Support card

✔ A guaranteed smile (results may vary!)

Size

Approximately 18–20 cm tall.

Care

Spot clean only.

Please don't put him through the washing machine... he won't thank you for it!

The Card Says